America is an interesting place…. “The Land of The Free”… but is there too much freedom? Do you remember when the news and other media outlets actually cared about the kinds of messages they sent out? If I, a black man in America, joked that someone should be assassinated, namely someone that could be the next leader of the free world, do you really think that I would just get away with it? And of course it’s from Fox News.
Okay the girl Saaphyri is back with another Lip Chap video, as if the first one wasn’t horrible enough. Why does this chick insist on looking like a broke down 80’s porn star? And I thought the writer’s strike was over?? This is awful. See for yourself:
“…That’s what started his campaign. He put his name on two big 54 D’s. Obama! That’s where you first saw his name. That’s the first place I saw it on two great big ol’ tits.”
He further goes to call Obama a “Long Legged Mack Daddy”, but this quote comes from that idiot of a minister in Harlem Pastor Manning while reacting to Read the rest of this entry »
Hey, do you guys remember Pauly Shore? If not, it’s probably because he was never funny to me. A lot of other people found him to be hilarious. Anyways, I guess we can thank Barack because it’s definitely not popular to be Black right now (satire if you missed it). Anyways, check out this video and make your own assessments.
I know, I know this makes absolutely no sense. How can there be two quotes of the week?? Well this one is so crazy that I had to share it. It comes from Kory McFarren of Witchita, Kansas. When asked why he didn’t seek help sooner for his girlfriend that sat on the toilet for two years because of a phobia for leaving, he said:
“She is an adult; she made her own decision… I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it.”
Am I trippin? How the heck can you get used to somebody refusing to leave a toilet seat for two years??
This is an AFAR throwback video. We were in Valencia, Venezuela and we had just finished the show. Anybody that knows Jahah knows that he’s a Sneaker Pimp. Here’s his ode to buying shows backed by me and BlackFist… Dinero was making his cinematographic debut…
On the popular political show Meet the Press that aired on Sunday March 9th, former Senate majority leader Tom Daschle spoke about the Clintons offering Obama the vice president spot -
“Well, Tim, it’s really a rare occurrence, maybe the first time in history, that the person who’s running number two would offer the person who’s running number one the number two position…”
Every once in a while I find a TV show that I actually like well enough to repeatedly sit through the re-runs. Maybe I’m old fashioned, but the shows of today aren’t as great as they used to be. Remember Knight Rider? Alf? The Cosby Show? A Different World? The original Law and Order format… before the acronym spinoffs started (SVU, etc.). Or what about good old fashioned Cops? I still Crank Dat Police Officer when I hear the theme song come on! And you know recently, I found out that a good friend of mine was on Cops, but not they way you may think! Ha! She was an “Extra” if you will. Anyways, I’m getting away from the point.There is a show that I love dearly and it’s because it’s really an intelligent show. Can you guess what it is? Nope, it doesn’t come on PBS or the Discovery Channel and by me saying “intelligent” I’m sure you’ve automatically guessed that it doesn’t come on BET. I hate to say it but, it’s a Fox show and it’s “The Family Guy”. I like this show because the wit is unmatched and all of the jokes are incredibly clever.
I’m happy to announce that in the same year we have an African American man and woman running for president, Fox news is considering giving my man Cleveland from the Family Guy his own spin off show! I’m really excited about this. I may create a new dance “Crank Dat Cleveland” in honor of his accomplishment. Tell everybody about this. This is great news!!
May 26th, 2008 by 
demonterious 
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