I played for a conference last week and I was pretty much out of the news loop until Saturday afternoon. Can someone please explain to me why the world cares so much about Paris Hilton?? I COULD CARE LESS. Please, for the sake of all that’s good, please stop wasting so much time telling us what she eats in jail, how she combed her hair today, who visited her, what time she got up, etc… I DON’T CARE!!!! I DON’T CARE!!!! I DON’T CARE!!!

I still can’t understand what the heck she does to make her so attention worthy. For real, what is this all about? And for the record, I’m happy she’s in jail. I’m so sick and tired of celebrities paying their way out of situations that I could never get out of. SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!! Nicole, You’re Next!!!!

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