I took a poll from some animals I know, and 9 out of 10 turkeys agree that Thanksgiving is the most feared holidays among all animals. Knives and turkey basters are the two most deadly Weapons of Mass Turkey Destruction (WMTD) on the planet. The terroristic threat level is the highest it has been all year and will remain so from November 15th through December 26th. Turkeys are people too.
Now, could we have a moment of silence for all the turkeys that have died so that we may live….
HAPPY THANKSGIVING PEOPLE!!!
Turkey and seafood are all I eat so I know I have eaten at least 20 this year. LOL!