Archive for November 23rd, 2006

What Can Brown Do For You?

November 23rd, 2006

According to the Associated Press, Kramer is running damage control on his party from the other day.

So, he went out and hired a public relations expert with deep contacts in the black community. Kramer’s publicist says: “Michael apologized profusely. He wants to heal the tremendous wound that he’s inflicted on the American public, and on the African-American community…”

And, this is no lie, they’ve contacted Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. I don’t remember having an election and voting those dudes the official representatives of black community. I’m going to leave Kramer alone and throw the attention to something else – Question, are these dudes really relevant to today’s black community, or are they opportunists that only take on high profile black cases? I only see these cats when something big is brewing. Tell me what you think.

WEAPONS OF MASS TURKEY DESTRUCTION

November 23rd, 2006

I took a poll from some animals I know, and 9 out of 10 turkeys agree that Thanksgiving is the most feared holidays among all animals. Knives and turkey basters are the two most deadly Weapons of Mass Turkey Destruction (WMTD) on the planet. The terroristic threat level is the highest it has been all year and will remain so from November 15th through December 26th. Turkeys are people too.

Now, could we have a moment of silence for all the turkeys that have died so that we may live….

HAPPY THANKSGIVING PEOPLE!!!

Itinerary

November 23rd, 2006

So for the Africa trip, it goes down like this:

  1. South Africa – November 27th – December 5th
  2. Zimbabwe – December 5th – 10th
  3. Mozambique – December 10th – 15th
  4. Tanzania – December 16th – 20th

This tour should be interesting because it’s my first “major” stint on the road and because I don’t think that any of the band members have ever spent this much time together.  Hopefully, we’ll still be a band when all is said and done.  The good thing is that were taking some pre-production stuff and we’ll be writing and recording some new music. I’m sure the experience will give us a lot to say and play about.